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Friday Stuff 10-15-10 Zombie Edition

Zompoc: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Learn everything you ever needed to know and more about keeping yourself and your loved ones alive in a Zombie Apocalypse. This is the complete Zombie guide.

Zompoc: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
Zompoc: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

From Amazon’s Editors:

Meticulously researched and vigorously detailed this important survival manual is the most detailed and up-to-date book you will find to keep you and your family safe during the Zompoc (Zombie Apocalypse). This book is unique in its coverage of all Zombie strains from the viral infected fast zombies through to the shambling re-animated undead. All subjects from zombie identification, first-aid, escape techniques, household defence, combat techniques and raiding through to bartering, supplies, vehicle modification, weapons and convoy structure are all covered in great detail. With this book you can prepare for the day the Zompoc strikes and be ready to fight back and eradicate the Zombie menace from our streets. This book is illustrated throughout and even contains full plans and instructions for a post-Zompoc rebuilding of civilisation!

Available via Amazon and most book stores.

ESEE Knives

I first learned about ESEE Knives, formerly RAT Cutlery, through Emergency By Niel Struass. ESEE Knives are some of the highest quality and well designed production knives on the market. ESEE feels so confident about the quality of their knives that they stand behind them with a lifetime unconditional warranty. They are my personal favorite and my first recommendation when any one is looking for a fixed blade knife.

Four of my favorites for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse:

ESEE Lite Machete

ESEE Lite Machete
ESEE Lite Machette

Introduced a little over a year ago, the ESEE Lite Machete is one of the finest Machetes you will find. Unlike most machetes that use sub pare plastic handles and low quality steels, the ESEE Lite Machete uses Micarta handles and 1075 blade steel.

  • O.A Length: 23.5″
  • O.A. Handle Length: 6.0″
  • O.A Handle Thickness: .88″
  • Blade Thickness: ,065″
  • Weight: 17 Ounces (Knife Only)
  • Convexed Edge
  • Natural Micarta Handles (Removable)
  • 1075 Blade Steel

Blade Made In El Salvador – Handle Made In The USA

ESEE Junglas

ESEE Junglas
ESEE Junglas

It was like the guys at ESEE Knives were reading my mind. Six months before they released the Junglas I had been searching tirelessly for a knife with a heavy blade between 10″ – 12″. Introduced at the same time as ESEE’s Machete was the Junglas. The perfect small machete at an over all length of 16.5″ with a 10″ blade. Its just enough of a chopper for most tasks and just small enough to be convient.

What I especially like about the Junglas is the weight. At 22.5oz, it has some real heft and packs a punch when chopping and hacking at Zombies.

  • O.A Length: 16.5″
  • O.A. Handle Length: 5.88″
  • Maximum thickness: 3/16″
  • Weight: 22.5 ounces (Knife Only)
  • Weight: 33 ounces (Knife and Sheath)
  • High Sabre Blade Grind
  • Hammer Pommel
  • Canvas Micarta Handles
  • Black Textured Powder Coat Finish
  • 1095 Steel
  • Serial Number On Pommel
  • Standard Equipment: Kydex Sheath w/ Cordura Backing



The ESEE Hest is a fixed blade knife with several extra features. A multifunction fixed blade knife, what more could you ask for. How about a bottle opener? Got that! Wirebreak notch? Check! Compartment to store a coule small survival items? Check!

Watch for the HEST folder to be out by the end or just after the end of the year.

  • Pry Bar Pommel
  • Removable Hollow Handles
  • Handle Lashing Holes
  • Bottle Opener
  • Wire Break Notch
  • Kydex Sheath
  • 1095 Steel – 57-58 Rc
  • Textured Powder Coated Blade
  • 7.62″ Overall length
  • .188″ Max Thickness

ESEE Izula

ESEE Izula
ESEE Izula

The ESEE Izula can be worn on your belt or hung from your neck. It is the perfect size for a concealable EDC fixed blade knife.

  • O.A Length: 6.25″
  • Blade Length (end of handle to tip): 2.88″
  • Cutting Edge Length: 2 5/8″
  • O.A. Blade Length: 2 3/4″
  • Maximum Thickness: .156″
  • Weight: 2 Ounces (Knife Only)
  • 1095 Steel – 57 Rc.
  • Blade Width: 1.0″
  • Grind: Flat
  • Handles: None (Optional Scales Available)
  • Sheathing: Injection Molded, Black
  • Pommel: Hole To Accommodate Carabiner
  • Spine: Thumb Grippers
  • Finish: Textured Powder Coat
  • Colors: Black, OD Green, Desert Tan, Tactical Pink
  • Serial Number On Tang

In his free time, he enjoys hogging the remote, surfing, scotch, mental masturbation and debate over philosophical topics, and shooting stuff--usually not all at the same time.

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