First, the show is no longer in production. Also, there is no plan to produce new episodes.
We’re currently not accepting new communications due to: (1) We get a lot of spam; (2) People requesting to be guests on the show, which is not in production; (3) Firms wanting us to use our list, podcast, or site to promote their product(s)/service(s) — again, the show is not in freaking production; (4) lots of repetitive emails about [insert disaster scenario here].
In light of recent events (actually–this always applies), we’ve prepared some helpful…
Answers to Questions You May Have
Q) Will there be a Convid-19 (or any other [insert world freakout here]) episode?
A) Probably not. ITRH produced 300 episodes. They contain answers to just about everything, either explicitly or through concepts, frameworks, and models, you might be wrestling with today.
…BUT If we think of something exceptionally interesting, new, snarky, wise, or inspirational, magic may happen again.
Q) What if I have a question about a past purchase or just want to say hi?
A) If you made a purchase, you should have our email address — we emailed you as part of that process. Respond to the order confirmation email. Alternatively, you were on the email list and received other emails from us; responding to one of those will work almost as well. IF you deleted the email or lost it, find us on Twitter and slide into our DMs. Sorry for the inconvenience, but too many people abused our contact form and comments section.
Q) But what about Covid-19?!?
A) Well…: (1) Wash your hand(s) regularly with soap and warm water thoroughly for approximately 25-seconds; (2) Don’t lick or make-out with random public objects; (3) Don’t lick or make-out with random people; (4) Don’t touch your face with your grody hands; (5) Get your news and information from scholarly and peer-reviewed sources (i.e., not the freaking morons on the nightly news, politicians, YouTube, that OBGYN discussing matters of virology, or Alex Jones — try the New England Journal of Medicine); (6) If it is a conspiracy, you can’t do anything about it except to reread and follow recommendations 1 – 6 previously mentioned; (7) Calm down.
Q) What if the world is ending and I’m not prepared?!?
A) Well…: (1) That sucks for you; (2) Calm down, calm down, you’re probably just regular screwed; (3) It’s perhaps not the end of the world, so start preparing as best you can today and begin by listening/watching this episode. When you’re done with that one, watch E281: A Simple Beginner’s Guide to Practical Preparedness.
Q) But… What if it REALLY is the end of the world as we know it and I’m not prepared?!?
A) In that case, we are busy picking out precisely the right outfit for the occasion and do not have time to respond.
Q) But… but… but… What if it is a Jew conspiracy?!?
A) Ah. Excellent question, [insert your name]! Good news. Come in close. Real talk here. Just be between us. Aaron, Jonathan, and Jason all attended the last Intergalactic-New-World-Order-Summit-of -Jewy-World-Ending-Plans-and-Shenanagins. They used their birthright to veto the [insert your conspiracy theory]. The whole organization is back to drinking whiskey, talking over each other, and arguing about minutia and nonsense amongst themselves. So, you’re all good. Go back to knitting that hat for your cat using naval lint.
PS: Stop trying to work out the acronym. Yes, we know you’re doing it.
Q) What do I do if I have a question about an episode?
A) Great question! If you have a question or comment about an existing episode, please tweet @ us. This is so that answers benefit you and other people at the same time. We will answer genuine questions about a specific episode after someone listens to the episode.
Q) What do I do if I have a question about a specific past guest?
A) Use a search engine or search your favorite social media platform. If you still can’t find them, they may not want to be contacted, are incarcerated at a government black-site, work at a government black-site, or require a séance to talk to now (i.e., we can’t help, don’t know, and this isn’t TMZ for the prepper world).
Q) What do I do if I want to be a guest on ITRH or have a product(s)/service(s) and want to promote it?
A) Learning to read would be a good start. For the last time, the show is no longer in production.
Q) But… But… But… What do I do if I desperately need to tell you about a typo, thing you said I don’t like, or if my uncle Bubba-Jo disagrees with the NASA scientist you had on the show that one time?
A) In that case, there are four simple steps: (1) stand up, (2) find the nearest wall, (3) go to said wall, (4) gently tap your head against the wall until the demons evacuate your skull. A hammer works too for severe cases.