//Friday Gear Report: 5/13/11

Friday Gear Report: 5/13/11

Think you have seen it all in survival foods? Think again and get ready for a Friday Gear Report 2fer. Fresh (or up to two years old) for your Friday the 13th is the Tac Bac and Tactical Sammich.

Tactical Sammich
The tacticoolest

sandwich

Complete with MRE style packaging and donning an AR-15 logo, the Tactical Sammich comes in Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef.

Ok, so these Tactical Sammiches are absolutely delicious. They come in two flavors (Pepperoni and Honey BBQ Beef) and are less than 300 calories each. But the most exciting part is: these sammiches have a 2 year shelf life. Yeah, you read that right. That means you can fill your bunker now with these yummy Tactical Sammiches, and they’ll still be tasty when the zombies come. Just like you! Everybody wins.

Tactical Canned Bacon

Life without Bacon just ain't worth it.

If you are thinking to yourself, “What this Sammich really needs is some BACON!” you are in luck. Nothing says Apocalypse WOW like bacon in a can. Guaranteed to make those lousy MREs great or your Tactical Sammich amazing, the Tac Bac Tactical Canned Bacon is a must for your dooms day preps.

Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon is the very best canned bacon we’ve ever tasted. Not mushed up like dog food, this bacon is in actual strips – blessed with the magic of preservatives to last over 10 years in the can. Sure, you have to refrigerate after opening, but we bet you’ll eat it all too quick to worry about that. Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon – the zenith of canned bacon!

I am not sure if I should laugh or buy some. Ok, I admit it, I already ordered some.

By | 2016-10-15T00:15:48+00:00 May 13th, 2011|Friday Survival Gear Reports|0 Comments

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